About me: I’ve never been to Taipei, Taiwan but let me tell you something- the women there freaking love me. And apparently they are all staggeringly beautiful. I mean, I’ve never actually talked to one but they’re always flirting and hotlisting my account here. They’re just playing coy, I’m sure. If you are a real woman checking my account (crossing my fingers), just letting you know that you’ve got a ton of competition from Taipei. So shoot your shot but make it a good one!