MrEhardon 41 / M
"I'd tell you jokes, but then you'd just laugh..."
Fontana, California, United States
 
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MrEhardon 41/M
Fontana, California
Introduction
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. Now which one of those is fake? Good luck.

My Ideal Person Ideal person? Martha Stewart meets Ricki Raxxx? Sexy body that can make a delicious panini. Sounds about right! There is no "ideal" person unless we dive deep into the dark underground. Someone who can hang out laugh watch comedies and have amazing sex with? Is that better? Ha ha

Information
  • 41 / male
  • Fontana, California, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Prefer not to say
Looking For:  Women or Couples (man/woman)
Birthdate: February 12, 1983
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Current college student
Occupation: Window washer
Race: Other
Religion: Not applicable
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: Yes
Male Endowment: Average/Thick
Circumcised: No
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Hazel
Glasses or Contacts: None
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